People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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