He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we made out on top of his cat.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Come see our sink grown plant.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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