I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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