Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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