i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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