Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I lost the right to judge tonight
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize