Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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