Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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