I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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