I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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