omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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