singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i out mim tonsoeep
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