are you still at the devil's house?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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