Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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