guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Randomize
