I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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