I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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