I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
