ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
two words...techno handjob
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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