we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
she smelled like a LAN party
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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