He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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