but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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