I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize