i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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