Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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