I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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