maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
