Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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