What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just blew my weed a kiss
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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