yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
ok first of all what the fuck
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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