is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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