I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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