Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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