Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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