I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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