Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
tell me about the eggs
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