If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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