did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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