so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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