So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Randomize
