as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
