you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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