oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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