But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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