Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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