I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I could make wine with my vomit
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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