i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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