Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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