We're facebook friends in real life
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm too high and old for this...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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