so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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