If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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