you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this just has baby written all over it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
