you traded sex for a burrito?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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