She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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