I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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