People with herpes should wear stickers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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